"off the domestic shelf onto the walls of the gallery"

"living in the Darkest Timeline"

the social media giant cosies up to Cannes

"the mindful vandal has struck again"

"a refreshing change of pace"

"everyone’s favourite maniacal narcissist"

"relegated to the sidelines"

'Anna was an enigma to me'

"What does it make you FEEL?!"

"In a city of stars, Alana is still waiting for her chance to shine"

"If anything, Jarman’s protest is only just beginning."

"Why is watching Titane so painfully magnetic?" 

“One should feel the brush penetrating the paper without breaking it to make a good line”

"Anderson's films are akin to Fabergé eggs"

"Why is it a bad thing that this Noguchi retrospective feels like IKEA?"

"I wasn’t looking for anything; she just started appearing in my life in different ways."

"Gee, now you mention it – nothing makes me part quicker from cash than hiking up a 25-metre hill!"

"I wanted some of that power, because it’s seductive. How do I hold myself like that?"

"engorged by their surroundings, tractor-beamed into their backgrounds"

"death-by-a-thousand-cuts"

"it is crucial having women portraying women in order to change the game"

"the equivalent of erecting a Health Food shop in the global village"

"Beeple’s historic sale at Christie’s is the art world equivalent of the horn-hatted dude storming the Capitol"

"I wanted to put the power back in their hands"

"The fact that Grayson’s Art Club seem so vital is a damning reflection of our cultural sector"

"the bizarre failures of others have been important landmarks"

"The bathroom is under siege"

"Wave to the nice oligarchs, children."