This is all to say I know I’m biased but I’m not the world’s biggest fan of the breed. But having done a bit of research, I’m here to say sorry for being so judge-y.
Did I ever stop to think whether Witchy Poodle might have been crying out of self-pity? Not only did she look like a witchy little llama in a funhouse mirror, but she was meant for a nobler existence than this one: eating scrambled eggs off a human plate in a bougie café and then having a little (big) cry about it.