At the office Christmas party, you’re most likely to be found:
a) Slouching at the outskirts, inwardly lamenting your lost Thursday evening.
b) Unconscious under your desk, clutching a plastic glass of mulled wine.
c) Bending your co-worker’s ear about your new boyfriend’s mum’s god-daughter.
d) A few glasses down and teetering on the edge of letting something dreadful slip to a key investor.
e) Hiding in the toilet: this is your idea of hell.
On a first date, you always:
a) Arrive late; they’re probably nothing like their online profile; what’s the point?
b) Turn up smashed and suggest tequila shots to kick things off.
c) Find a way to turn the conversation back to yourself – tell us about that dream you had again?
d) Put your foot in your mouth before the starters arrive.
e) Avoid eye contact; it’s all a bit intimate for your taste.
